21/03/2025

Welcome to The Freak all you lovely motherfuckers!

It’s been a good while since I’ve done this shit and it feels good to be back.

No pissing about, let’s get it on!

Bit of a theme this week – have you guessed what it is yet?

First up,
Before Beyoncé tried to get freaky, the queen of freak was Missy Elliot.
Time was when an album of hers hit the streets, you knew you were in for a freakin’ good time
With Timbaland at the controls, the freak hit maximum freakatude within two songs.
With tablas as fast as fuck that even Zakir Hussain would have bust a sweat and the typical hybrid minimalist Timbaland production, Get Your Freak On just slays and sways. Beyoncé can keep her fucking cowboy hat, she ain’t no queen when next to Missy.

Next up you freaks:
This is a certified banger, I don’t give a shit for the naysayers. If you’ve heard this on a dance floor, it’s monumental.
Of course, the samples ain’t very new man (geddit?) but this have been given steroids.
With more line up changes than The Fall, Sugababes get it right on this un.
It’s a fucking monster

And finally my dear sweet people, the freak of the freaks, the holiest of the holys

Often imitated but those that try just don’t cut the mustard, this is the sound of a poptastic maelstrom

Im gonna leave you now.
Turn these fuckers up and then turn them up more.

Have absolutely fantastic weekends y’all.

Love,
RH X